Once again I am inside, cold and really really ridiculously stoned.

Snow everywhere, wet wet sloppity snowz.

Oh lawdy fohgive...

im bout to fight old man winter!

Someone keep a fucker entertained...im bored.

Ok so last night I managed to drink my weight in Mojitos. I felt fine until I blacked out and was hitting on straight guys at the bar. I got thrown out in the midst of me apologizing to the owner of the establishment...mind you it wasnt really a bar. It was more of a restaurant.

I had a touch of ridiculous. My ADD and anxiety meds are all gone and basically with no health insurance im tits deep in not being able to afford the doctor, I checked my emerg stash of Xanax and they were all gone which is wicked lame.

Im just sitting here at home playing my Text Based RPG games and being an uber dork for the time being. I dont think I am going to drink for a while. I just want my Austin to come back and keep me sane for the real..

Fuck I have heartburn

Not only has this turned back into an LJ frenzy for me, I will be using it again for the power of good. Basically alot with me has changed. I have told corporate america to fuck off and taken my beliefs more to the street as of recently i feel things arent meant to be repressed and the best way is to express how passionate I am not only for the upcoming election but as well for many other great causes. I have convinced Travis to remodel the hosue to make it more "green" I have quit driving and am trying to go organic. As well as my new job working for the good guys out there canvassing and campaigning for a change in what has been a pretty fucked up eight years. then in my adventures I came across this. And yeah this may be a rant but if there are republicans out there. DO we really want

THIS GUY...

Fixing our economy.

The quotes, via Think Progress:

- “The issue of economics is not something I’ve understood as well as I should,” McCain said. “I’ve got Greenspan’s book.” [December 2007]
- Seeking to explain his shift on economic issues, McCain claimed: “I didn’t pay nearly the attention to those issues in the past. I was probably a ’supply-sider’ based on the fact that I really didn’t jump into the issue.” [January 2000]


He's been denying the existence of these repeated quotes for a while now.

Basically this is one of the many reasons I feel i need to be involved. Well this and the fact that he basically agrees with everything GWB does and the fact that he just hired a new second hand man..

July 2 (Bloomberg) -- John McCain is restructuring his campaign for the second time in a year, diminishing the duties of campaign manager Rick Davis and putting Steve Schmidt, a protégé of Karl Rove, in charge of day-to-day operations.

Really....Karl Rove.

Well congratufuckinlations for slanderous campaining...glad the DNC isnt douchebags.

Ugh...i could vent all day but I have 11 hours of fixing this country ahead of me.

A stint of escape i had taken....Exactly 6 months today have passed since i used my good friend live journal to associate my randomness to a variety of others random behaviours..with a U even i spell that to emphasize the fanciness of so.

I come crawling back like a wounded animal. Regretting the lack of documentation the transitions in my life had taken lately. To falter in this may result in me not expressing how good things are going and how I had gotten back to where i am now.

To start, I had moved out and live in glorious Stepford...ER Suburbia. I moved in with Leevan and Travis and basically things have been wonderful. We have been remodeling and working and drinking and playing video games, and overall the home situation couldnt be better at all. I am just glad to live with some great guys to be honest. Not like the cuntface Carissa who basically was a 24/7 red hot poker to the eyesocket.

Work is work...I could jabber but its really not even necessary, nothing exciting has come of it.

Im back out and meeting guys. So far....I have managed to bag me a couple FWB's (friends with benefits) which I aint complaining let me tell you. Although switchin it up to catcher a few times is enough to give a bitch a headache. I cant be doin that shit let me tell you. Only if my good friend Jack Daniels is visiting ok. I also have met a couple great people who I would consider friends and I think its pretty fuckin awesome that has been happening. I have been extremely oversexed lately and I am perfectly ok with that. Chubby white kid is like buttah up her in Oregon not like those waify queens in So Cal.

God its tiring being so fucking fantastic all the time.

I also have started DJing again. Spinnin music makes me happy I just have been getting back into mah Junglist roots and gettin shit hot. I am Lurrrrvin it. I hope to be up and going good soon figure some nightlife could be nice. We will see. new turntables are arriving soon. WSe will see where this goes for sure.

other than that this week is Leevans Bday and we plan to get fucked. We have 2 kegs and plenty of whiskey to make it ill as shit around here this weekend. Just got back from the Doug Fir and having blackberry cosmos and chillin outside a litte stoned and all good.

I am back though and LJ will be mah friend agaaaaain!
I lost my train of thought...fuckin weed. I know ill pop back in this shit shortly

The world of the warcraft has really brainwashed me...but I just got a fancy new saber cat to ride on!!

WOOT!

Oh god im a mess!! LOL

Thank you very much O' Mr. Verizon wireless-O

for hooking me up with the high speedz internetz!!

I gots me a wireless broadband card and now even I can be part of the digital age in the STICKS!!

HOORAH!!

I just got done watching emotional fatties...AKA "the biggest loser"

I always cry like a sniveling baby when I watch that show...that and extreme makeover home edition. I dont know why...the only difference is when i watch The Biggest loser I am oddly hungry after each episode and eat.

Today's fattie Du Jour - A BLT with a Half bottle of Red Wine..

Why do I punish myself with such delights...

By the way...Its frickin cold in Oregon...Something Fierce.

Aye...my californian skin is in dire need of climate control again.

Totally stole this...Whoops!! hehe

Go here: http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/
Enter your age, and clicky on the button. Below will appear a list of in/famous accomplishments by people your age.

At age 24:

John Couch Adams became the first person to predict the position of a planetary mass beyond Uranus. (HAHA)

Edgar Allen Poe won a $50 prize for the story "MS. Found in a Bottle."

Noah Webster published a spelling book.

Isaac Pitman devised the first scientific shorthand system.

Security guard Frank Wills alerted D.C. police to the Watergate break-ins.

Rainey Fellows donated a kidney to her (now ex-) boyfriend. They aren't together now, but he's doing very well. They're still friends.

DAMN IM A SLACKER!
(Anyone need a kidney??)

Alas, there has risen to a day for celebration!




If only there were stil DUBLOONS!

HAPPY TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

YAR!

This totally Disgusts me...like something ridiculous. I came across it on one of my San Diego Communities but nonetheless my hopes stand that the Terminator terminates this bill...

By the end of this year, the FDA may allow milk and meat from cloned animals into supermarkets, without any labeling.

Here in California, we have chance to get labels on cloned milk and meat. I just wrote Gov. Schwarzenegger to ask him to sign into law SB 63, which would require milk and meat from cloned animals and their offspring to be labeled.

The bill is now on Gov. Schwarzenegger's desk and he has less than 30 days to sign or veto it. If you want to know if your meals come from clones, take a moment to join me. Consumers Union has made it easy.

Please copy and paste the link below:

http://cu.convio.net/clonesCA


DISGUSTING!

My cats are attacking my mouse cursor on the monitor...

Cheap drunken entertainment!!!

Have I become a Non-Oregonian..?

I had one hell of a time driving home in the rain/nighttime last night.

Literally thought I was going to die.
Like twice!

UGH!!!

So anyways. Work today was a blast. It went by fast and I made my manager happy by opening uber accounts. So yeah, CHEERS to me! I got home and ate and now I am just being lazy. I want a cocktail but you can only buy booze at liquor stores and they close wicked early.

I miss alberetsons selling me Captain at 10 PM!

Oh well...I am still so glad to be back!
Anyone know of anything cool happening this weekend?
Let a bitch know..I wanna hang out!

Strike me down for I am sinnin'

If you comment on this entry:
1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll challenge you to try something.
3. I'll pick a colour that i associate with you.
4. I'll tell you something i like about you.
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory about you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you.
8. You must post this on yours.

1. Go to http://www.careercruising.com
2. Put in Username: nycareers and Password: landmark.
3. Take their "Career Matchmaker" questions.
4. Post the top 20 results

Based on answering all the questions:

1.
Bank Manager

2.
Clothing Manufacturer

3.
Coach

4.
Recreation Director

5.
Office Manager

6.
Personal Trainer

7.
Social Worker

8.
Probation / Parole Officer

9.
Motivational Speaker

10.
Clergy

11.
Addictions Counselor

12.
Sports Instructor

13.
Health Care Administrator

14.
Association Manager

15.
Humanitarian Aid Worker

16.
Foreign Service Officer

17.
Money Manager

18.
ESL Teacher

19.
Sport Psychology Consultant

20.
Foreign Language Instructor



Slightly ironic...that my number one is my progression of my current profession.

Clearly this is accurate. HAHA!!
I need a drink... :)

Work wore me out today...but not from work but from boredom!

Im ready for a cocktail..
Cheers Bitches!

Peanuts and teriyaki are so good together PS.

Livejournal has once again taken over me...as an outlet to vent about real life.

I enjoy being back here, and frankly those "social networking" sites are driving me cuckoo.

If Bunqueesha and her tits want to befriend me...one more time...
I swear on a holy ghost I might have to hunt down that 50 year old man and shank him with a modified mcguyvered spork in his jugular.

So yeah,
Fack that...Ill keep it REAL! People here have now and always been the real people. I seem to always enjoy my venting and random opinion/cheap therapy sessions that LJ provides me.

and it brings me to now...

why is it when you have to work you almost most certainly have the most trouble getting to sleep. It always seems to happen thataway.

There is a pack of Coyoteh...(is that the plural...

Coyotes seems so ... not correct!

anyways...outside my house...there are Coyote(plural)

and they are howling and I want a cig...
someone shoo them away!!

SO I forget to add...after my excursion le yesterday.

I forgot my quarters...laundry shall wait another day.

I did however buy an awesome shirt yesterday it has robots and boomboxes all over it and its wicked awesome. I literally think I am going to skip out on the water park today with the girls and maybe go pick up some fish at the store and make fish tacos tonight and just chill at home with some ambient lounge music and my Bucket o' Sangria I made. Thank you Target Wine cubes for supplying your cheap wine to my fantastic delight.

Did I mention I am an uber dork who has been playing World of Warcraft. I have no idea why it is such an addiction but being sheltered inside your home can make you do strange things. Clearly this is mine.

SIDE NOTE:
Do you ever pick up the phone when someone calls and just sit there silently when you pick up seeing if the person says anything. I do and it is becoming quite entertaining.

Ugh...my simple pleasures!!

Simpsons movie AWESOME!!!!!!!
wicked awesome even....

Does anyone even still have me on their friendslist...

I doubt it!! LOL, its been so long.